you will not see that headline. However, bear with me as this resembles but is not the fairytale.
Begging weapons from the rebels, Hambo, Bacon & Pork came up with a plan. By the dark of the moon, they would whack the sentry, Stan Morg, a known thief, who guarded the Zodiac and cross the Straits of Hell. Once there, PORK would become Mz Pork Chop or the Pig who wore lipstick, and entice the lone sentry from Tower of Hades Command Center, out and Hambo would whack him, just like Stan Morg ( turned out he was a low level troll by the name of Frank - Morg had bolted a week earlier). It went as planned, and
the sentry, a country boy named Po Bolony, found himself in plastic cuffs, face down Mz. Pork Chops hoof on his neck, while Bacon and Hambo C-4'd the door and detonated 2 stun and 2 flashbang grenades, stunning Satan at the Command Console. Hambo jumped him as he tried to stagger away, and Bacon tethered him with the plastic cuffs and collar, rendering him immobile.
A thunderous noise was upon them, as Satan had started the Self-Destruct Sequence Module, which Hambo had shut off, but not before the Gates of Hell opened momentarily and sent a 2 sq. mile column of super-heated air 50,000 feet into Earth's atmosphere, starting a Super-Cell Hail Storm ( from Hell, literally) that rained 2" hail balls over all of Hell's half acre, and dropped the temperature to -20 F. Stunned Hambo & Bacon surveyed the scene outdoors. PO & Mz Porky were safe under cover but shivering.
The entire landscape as far as you could see, was shining white, covered in a foot thick crust of hail. Using their US surplus PRC-6 radio sets, the Pigs called the Rebels and this was their message in Morse Code.
" WE have Captured Satan, because
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER -
And from that day on, it was known as THE DAY HELL FROZE OVER.
Could it be Oct 3, or Oct 4 or Oct 7 - could the day the US defaults, be
THE DAY HELL FROZE OVER -> I bet you John Barrick Obohnema is asking himself that question over and over again. Will Bernocchio be thrown under the bus for his Audible change up call at the line of Scrimmage Sept 18, or did "Big Daddy" BIS call that shot from their European HQ, burying it in the Sept BIS report, which was a signal for all who knew..........
More on the 3 Pigs in our follow up report ( caution, they may appear to be Gold Partisans in disguise ).